I'm not here today. Nope. You don't see me. And you're not really reading these words. *Waves hand slowly using The Force* These are not the droids you are looking for.
I'm at C.K. BRYANT'S Blog. So, please, please visit me there. I promise it will be well worth your time.
*whispers* There might just be a contest, but you never heard that from me. Nope. Not from me. ;)