I like cake.
I like chocolate.
This is why dieting never works for me.
And this is why you should never try making Ghirardelli's Mocha Torte when you're PMSing.
Here is their amazing, perfectly formed torte.
Yeah, dude! It's a mother-spitting-image of the real deal, dawg!
I rawked it!
Then I ate it. Like a boss.